Friday, July 8, 2011

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Did you know that wheat grass is the miracle cure for everything? I was not aware until I decided that I had better start drinking some sort of smoothie for breakfast, because I don't ever eat breakfast or fruit. Then I learned that even better than a regular smoothie is a GREEN smoothie. And what's greener than wheat grass? Nothing. It smells precisely like green and tastes like it, too. I bought a big tub of it in powder form off of Amazon. Because you know it's good for you if it's expensive!

This discovery has afforded me such luxuries as eating cheddar and sour cream ruffles coated in ranch dip for lunch. Since one tablespoon of wheat grass powder gives me, like, eight days worth of vegetables, I see no reason why not.

Remember in - maybe it was the 90's, when juice bars starting popping up, and douchebags started drinking wheat grass shots and proclaiming themselves the epitome of healthy lifestyle? Yeah, I'm finally catching up on that trend.

1 comment:

Susan said...

That's so funny because I bought the same stuff, but just in packets and chocolate flavored. I don't really like it, though. So if hiya find a way to male it that doesn't taste like it came out of the lawnmower, let me know! in other tips, there's a kind of packet by a company called Vega that is vanilla chai flavored and full of greens and its awesome. You can get a sample pack at the register at PCC.