Thursday, May 19, 2011


My neighbor has chickens.

If you need me, I will be at the feed store buying myself some CHICKENS.

They're illegal in my neighborhood, but you know - strength in numbers.

And now we have a real good excuse to shoot the racoons we caught fornicating in the cul-de-sac. We have to protect our neighborhood livestock.

I am thisclose to getting my goat lawnmower - I can feel it!


Layne said...

This is very exciting. I think it's total bull plop that people can have dogs but not chickens. Do chickens poop on the neighbor's lawn? Do they bark incessantly? Do they hump your leg? Has a chicken ever torn off a child's face?

This is what I am saying.

I highly recommend Australorps (for quantity) and Easter Eggers (for color).

Mavis said...

U need to order your chickens from that way you can order GIRLS... You're taking your chances with roosters if you get them at the feed store.... Or if they're boys you can just toss em on the BBQ... your call.

Unknown said...

Whaaat? Which neighbor?